Michael Price Blog

For those of you who forgot, here (briefly) is how I got myself banned (forever!) from Facebook: There is an old actress. Her name is Valerie Harper. She came barreling out of has-been obscurity in order to announce that she was about to, from brain cancer, die. Big headlines. Five minutes later she’s DANCING with the STARS!!! TWO minutes later I’m on Facebook calling her a “Hollywood WHORE” and a “piece of SHOWBIZ SHIT”. Then I launched a campaign, called “Die! Die! My Darling!”, to have my fans pressure her into redemptively dying on the dance floor! Which made Mark Zuckerberg REAL MAD at ME…because he had a sweetheart DEAL with ABC! ONE minute later, I’m the only person in Facebook history to be banned for LIFE!!!…even as the LIFE of VALERIE HARPER goes ON and ON and ON!!!                                                                And NOW there’s a headline-grabbing quote, where she states “I’m CANCER-FREE!”!!! And NOW she, in the Hallmark Channel’s “Signed, Sealed, and Delivered”, is even DANCING AROUND AGAIN!!! And what THAT means is that she DID IT!! She actually CONNED her way BACK into STARDOM!!! JUST like I SAID she was DOING!!!                                                                                                                    Now, in lieu of an apology (from Zuckerberg), I would rather he stick his social network up his antisocial ass!…for I actually LIKE my current FACEBOOK STATUS!!!!