CRYBABY CONSERVATIVES or: There’s NO Trash Like WHITE Trash

by Michael Price

Blue-collar, working-class conservatives are always sniveling that their taxes are too high…when the real problem is that their incomes are too low!                                    So why should any American citizen (or, for that matter, undocumented immigrant) who benefits from any of our federal government‘s social programs (any one of which might, if taxes were cut back, suffer a consequent cutback) have to do without…just because a bunch of goddamn right-wing UNDERACHIEVERS are too goddamn fuckin’ DUMB to get jobs that provide even enough take-home pay to cover the “lifestyle” of a nose-pickin’ TEA PARTIER!!                                                                                                    In fact: if you were lucky enough to have been born (in our multi-bigoted country) a WHITE MALE, and (by at least your 30th birthday) you’re not making at least $300,000 a year…then it can only be because you are a do-nothing, good-for-nothing, lazy WHITE NIGGER!!!